"Mom, Bob's pink thing is hanging out." (Bob is the dog.)
"Mom, what is the pink thing?"
"It's his pen!s."
"But how come you can't see it all the time?"
"Because it only sticks out when he's happy. The rest of the time it is shriveled up where you can't really see it."
"But why is it covered in fur?"
"I have no idea."
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