Overheard

The twins just signed up for the chess club, so they dragged out our chess set and decided that they would start practicing.

I heard TT say, "I'll trade you my knight for your king."

"Ok, deal," SS responded.

I said, "I don't really think that's how you play chess."

To which TT replied, "We know, but Daddy won't get off his bottom and come help us because he's lazy."

Oops! It's really hard to lecture your children about being respectful to adults when you are laughing hysterically.