Recently heard at LC's house:

Last night I was watching Charlotte's Web (the saddest book/movie ever) with the twins and their cousin who is 2 months younger. At the end, just when I am starting to get teary, TT asks, "Why is she dying?" Cousin pops up, " 'Cause sometimes spiders get squished and sometimes they just die all by themselves." To which SS replies, "Yeah--like old people."