Yeah, I'm breaking my promise to avoid girlie tmi.
I went to the store today and bought mac 'n cheese, mashed potatoes, and Ben & Jerry's. (Remember DH and the kids are out of town, so I am only shopping for me.) Clearly these are not the dietary selections of a hormonally balanced woman. Or one who doesn't want an ass the size of a blimp.
And my boobs are killing me in a way that usually only comes along with pregnancy. I swear I have gone up a cup size, and I definitely do not need help in this area. On the bright side, I don't think I've been too bitchy, but maybe that's just because I don't have anyone here to bitch at.
Meanwhile, I am getting a lot accomplished in my empty house. DH is considering staying an extra day and I am not really fighting it
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Had to go back a few posts to remember that, no, you're not pregnant - it's just the extra BC, right? Gosh, just the kinds of symptoms you need right now!!!
Definitely not pregnant. Steps have been taken to assure we will have no more rugrats. It's just the side effect of the BC. But I am willing to endure sore boobs and a little weight gain to avoid my period during the bar. It's really that bad.
Throw off the competition - go braless to your exam. LOL!! ;) Might help with the pain.
ROFL!! I love it!
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